If mummy thinks that a medium curry and pineapple are going to flush me out, then she is very much mistaken *dig heels in* i like my watery little bedroom!!! Besides, I don't want to share birthdays, I'll have my own, unclaimed day, thank-you-very-much.

Well, we'll see. Maybe not today but i'll make an arrangement to visit you all at some point soon.

Night night xxx

What do you mean, that wasn't the point of the pineapple?? Why feed me pineapple if you don't want me to eat it? What possible other use would there be? It was YUMMY!

Oh look, I only have sixteen days left to grow and sleep and become an intelligent human bean so I'd better start researching it.

nighty night love baby xxx

Yummy... pineapple! Thanks mummy!! *gobble*

 

Baby xxx

Now, I know I'm fine... but when mummy's feet swelled up she got all panicky and upset thinking she might get poorly and it might have made me poorly too. So all those panicky chemical things filtered into my body (keep up keep up i'm being techernical and scientistific here) and made me get all upset too.

Waaaaaaahhhhh!!

Love baby xxx

hello all. i've calmed down ever such a lot this last month and now i sleep practically all the time. There's nothing much else i want to do, except stroke the walls of my home and flex my legs occasionally. i'm ever so sleepy, my body has gone into hibernation mode i think. i'm getting fatter but i seem to be waiting now... just waiting and waiting and occasionally having a fit of hiccups. but mostly waiting. i feel as if everyone else is waiting too. Mummy is, she strokes my foot when i push it against the wall and asks when i'm going to be here. I don't know, i'm nearly 37 weeks old but far too sleepy and sluggish to even contemplate moving out right now.

Goodnight everyone.

love baby xxx

 

ps: today is both my grandads and my sisters' birthday so happy birthday to them both xxx

Aren't they fun? Especially when my hiccups keep mummy awake, lol, and daddy was very amused by them the other morning! Am I getting drunked already?! Hic!

love baby xxx

My mummy and daddy have got a new pet. He hasn't got a name yet, but he's all furry and twitchy and gorgeous apparently. I can't wait to get out! Love Baby xxx

I've been a bit tired today, so I've squidged back and slept a lot, apart from a bit of a wriggle in the bath and some kicks when I got woken up by all the clapping and singing earlier. I was very excited actually, I got loads of presents and a nice lot of attention from mummy's work but I couldn't quite get at it all!

Still, I'm sure it'll all be there when I eventually get out of here. Nine weeks to go! And I'm getting fatter every day. Yawn... love baby xxx

first of all, hello and thankyou to Holly of Nickybank Trust - oh wait - that might not be right... a nice lady from the place my daddy used to work. She likes these bloglets! I am already good entertainment, making an impact on the world, and I haven't even SEEN the world yet!! Hahaha my plans for world domination grow ever closer...

On a little thoughtlet though, if everything I do is extra-weeny because I am so very little myself, that must mean I can't be a fully-fledged writer yet.

I must just be a jotter. A little ink-stain. Ahhh.

Love baby xxx

 

Ps the most comfortable place for me now is wedged up underneath mummys ribs, but I don't think mummy agrees with me...

 

I think I've probably discovered everything that can be discovered in here. There is Squashy Blob, Knobble, Squish Twins, Slimey Rope, Four Moving Things with lots of Mini Moving Things attatched and the occasional sunrise. There's not much room, and I want more room. I want more toys. I want to get out and start demanding more room and toys!!! I want to have a tantrum!

Love baby xxx

I don't want to have a sausage head... mummy, please push? Hard? Please? :s

Still getting squished in here, still enjoying a kick every now and then. I love my mummy and daddy :-)

love baby xxx

The further up I go, the more space there is. Yay! Putting on almost an ounce a day now. Getting more powerful, too. But it's mostly fat. I am a little chubbycheeks, oh yeah!!

Love baby xxx

I had a good bath tonight. I went swimming. Well, I tried to, anyway, can't swim very far in here but if I try hard enough, I will swim all the way out into the big wide ocean that I could hear sloshing around outside. I mustn't just be big or strong enough yet...

love baby xxx

WHAT did you feed me today, mummy?!!!

Ouch ouchy OUCH! Pepper?! Even I went hot and bothered!!

Baby xxx

 

 

I believe it's called Rugby, and I went to my first match today with Mummy. I jumped up and down with delight when I heard someone had scored a try, but as I then got a very annoyed 'Oi!' directed at me, I think I may have cheered on the wrong team. Ooops. But then again, how am I supposed to see?! Through the tummy button?!

There's less room now to move about and I'm getting very big now. All limbs and nowhere to go.

Mummy did this very annoying thing yesterday, she lay on me for half an hour and squished me! And all in the name of 'pampering' whatever that is. I gave her some jolly good kicks for that! But then she turned over to have her feet massaged (why does that involve turning over?) and all was well, I could sink back down into my comfy cushiony home and fall asleep.

Love baby xxx

A new skill. I am 27 weeks young now and when i'm not sleeping, I'm rolling around and exploring my surroundings. Did you know there are feet in here?!! They're so bizarre! And I love this twisty rope thing, but something happens when I pull it - I move. I haven't figured out why yet, but never fear, my brain is growing at an astonishing rate and I will soon have this all figured out...